I thought it was very odd to have a nest. Even if they suspect it, they deny it to themselves. I have so many questions!! Get him a futon and let him put the nest on it and gradually take a piece of clothing from the nest and put it beside the futon and as he gets used to sleeping on the futon, eventually he will prefer the futon because his back will hurt less and maybe then you can transition to a bed or just stay at a happy conpromise. Clearly he prefers sleeping that way and there is nothing wrong with it per se but you also shouldn't have to sleep in a nest if it's not comfortable to you. I'm cackling! Youll have to accept his nest and let him know you love him and his ideas, then slowly sell him on a regular bed. What you do, is get him one of those massive, round dog beds, and a crap ton of blankets, and he can make a nest that doesn't smell like a year old laundry basket. Do you want to date a human man, or a bird? You know you deserve better than a man who refuses to buy a real bed. It's too late now that I love him and can't seem to walk away. I must say that this does not sit with me very well, I suppose that it was due to the restricted way I was brought up. And though get me wrong, I dont think mattresses are the only way to go. We had an argument and I put my foot down and said under no circumstance are we doing this. I just want us to be happy and not to have to worry. Dirty apartment, no furniture, nothing but bottles of beer and empty boxes of pizza lying everywhere, trash cans overflowing with garbage, piles of dirty laundry in the corner, smell of cigarettes and ass 24/7. This is beyond that. I think we need some more details. But youd still be fucking the guy who sleeps in a pile of dirty laundry, even if you werent fucking in/on said pile of dirty laundry. He gets about 5 - 6 hours of sleep / night and I swear it wears on him physically because he eventually ends up with these migraines and goes home early from work to sleep (happens at least once per month). If you don't get your act together he will eventually give you the boot which will probably come after a big explosion of "drama" instigated by you. This is almost as good as the boyfriend that built a human litter-box to save water. Ive upgraded though. You need to talk with your boyfriend. You may be able to negotiate an early morning breakfast, but more often than not, your dates are closer to the afternoon. Point conceded. Of course, there are a few times when you can convince bae to get up early, but most of your time together is post-noon. They're super comfortable. Does he have black marks under his eyes? 5. This would be in our BEDROOM. He knows its weird, he had to do some maneuvering when you offered two bedrooms. I don't want to be rude, but why did you date someone for 3 years and never go to his apartment?? Yikes. It isn't healthy or conducive to a relationship. I dont expect a full conversation just a goodnight text. It all sounds like he may have other issues as it is rare for someone - whatever background; to not have a proper place to sleep which is kept clean and maintained for good hygiene What resolution are you looking for? Just because you sleep in seperate beds doesn't mean you love each other any less, sometimes people's sleeping habits are just that incompatible. If you discover that the man you are dating is sexually or physically abusive, you dont say Its too late. There have been a lot of posts lately that leave you thinking who are these people and where do they come from?? Girl this world is big enough for you to find someone who doesn't sleep in a nest of sweaty stinky clothes. And yes, there is more going on. and our 050 - Writer/Producer Dawn DeKeyser-Screenwriters Need To He A nest? 29/09/2009 14:33. Need to Hear This with Michael Jam. It feels like he thinks youre an accessory in his life and should change yourself to suit him. So I go between excusing and forgiving him for when its happened because its less often, and feeling like Im being walked over and should just end things instead of waiting to see if it becomes frequent again. How would you explain it to friends who came over? There is no need to go to counselling to solve this. But if the woman he moves in with must sleep in his nasty nest.I guess that settles it. Everyone knows that he's unhygienic and abnormal. Not every relationship is that special one that will last forever, and yours always feels more special than other ones youre not in. If you feel its seriously putting you off, then appreciate its not something he can do anything about. No relationship is worth staying with someone who SLEEPS on a pile of dirty clothes every night. Just to clarify, this is a one night thing, they get washed right after. Yeah these are totally made up but well done to the OPthese are so entertaining, I am here for it! Yeah 3 years without ever visiting his place is quite strange Op, had you been there before but just not seen his room? The dog has always been allowed to do as he pleases. i thought maybe George Costanza, he had a great sleeping setup at work, probably inventive at home too. Whatever his arrangement is, he still needs to clean. On the other hand, I usually wake up between 7AM and 10AM. Then, it becomes mission impossible. I'm at a loss but you're here with your composed selves.. what a fete! My Boyfriend Slept Over With My Kids Home for the First Time and He has a home in another country, and we also went there. The idea you are considering staying with a man who willingly hasn't washed his sheets in years is so disgusting. Thats bizarre. It may sound weird but a best may be satisfying some sort of sensory need be may not know he has. I saw one about a woman that had her eyes glued shut because of tiny bugs (?) But I also just want to point out that having sex in a "nest" would probably be terrible and uncomfortable and possibly just down right impossible. This is a troll post. I love hanging out with my buddies at bars or do something fun Friday and Saturday night. However, I can put my bias aside, and from what you described I don't see anything wrong here on his part. Privacy Policy. Depression isn't something that we're always aware they have. Don't ever apologize for this. Never thought about her until you posted. #2. DramaRomanceSeinen. List of As Time Goes By episodes - Wikipedia With clean clothes of course. If this is someone who could see yourself with for the rest of your existence come up with a way that it will work out for the both of you. While I love to see him happy and meeting up with his friends, I find the same situation occurring and I don't know how to improve it. A man that is done with drinking? Ive slept in strange beds all my life and the thing that brought me out of it was a desire to please my now gf and have a place to have sex. I know, it's not great. It's common courtesy - the respect you give your partner in a relationship. "A better sleep environment will help to promote better sleep, regardless of when you go to sleep," Dr. Dautovich . It's never too late. You can keep it at the foot of the bed like a dog bed hehe. It will feel so good you will have sex. (Pile of stinky clothes does not meet that standard.). Since you're the one who's always up first, you might be in charge of making or getting the coffee. You need to find out more information. i (16f) have been with my boyfriend (16m) for almost two years. I just need you to know that. His surprise hygiene issues will only surface more frequently and get more bizarre. so while a bit unorthodox a nest may just be fulfilling that sort of need. But some of these are so outrageous I literally laughed out loud so kudos to this cheeky OP for fooling so many of you out there. Seems disgusting. This is fake as hell. Fun fact: Brown recluse spiders love to hide in discarded laundry left on the floor. If you bring him around slowly, he will adjust. Oh man. My boyfriend has started to sleep on the couch instead of in bed with If your boyfriend wakes up late for school, work, meetings etc. Has he ever spent the night at your apartment in your bed? if you're gonna try and be serious with this dude he's gotta give that nest shit up. Thought maybe this was /r/nosleep. Tell him that real, adult males have real furniture. This is the reality check OP needs. I agree he has some growing up to do. I just meant the actual formatting of it with the underscore. Consider Breaking Up With Him. He needs a therapist. Haha obviously this is weird as fuck but what a legend. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Me and my boyfriend have been living together for 7 months and we have a cat, who of course uses a litter box. I haven't laughed this much all year. you should be more concerned than annoyed because it shows negative traits or a problem . All Rights Reserved. My boyfriend stays out late drinking - Dating - LoveShack.org You should buy him a u-shaped body-pillow, so he can make a nest in the bed, and you both get what you want. I don't think you should forfeit a bed, but he might need his nest to feel at home. How do you date someone for 3 years without going to their place? You can accept him or not. OP, I'd really spend some time thinking about how this will work out long term. He needs to get a bed tho. Like does he understand hygiene? This will never work, end it now. I imagine a situation where he was neglected as a child and built a nest as a comfort and safety thing. They also all have the same name format for throwaway accounts. It's right out of the movies lol. He can wash the comforters regularly. This just shouldnt be someone you want to be with in the first place regardless of whether they accept your life for a mattress. Let him go figure himself out. How does he go from "I'm embarrassed by my nest" to "If you love me you must love the nest"? I do have some trust issues and I have come across photos on his phone of other women (some porn or model shots but also regular girls and even a friend of mine from Facebook, but we are learning to get over that and he has apologised and we have attended counselling), so it does bother me when he is out late. There are futons if you like to sleep on the floor, but a bed of dirty old clothes is a non-starter. Youre 24, still young and unbroken by the world (I hope). And his rationale bc he doesnt wear them is asinine, you dont wear sheets either, but you should wash them at least once a week. But Yes, hygiene and cleanliness is a problem. If you set the very back of it into the base it becomes like a nest. Maybe buy one of those and give it a try? If he was the one writing in, I'm sure he wouldn't like what I tell him either. Otherwise, dealbreaker. not telling you to bail necessarily but you definitely need to have a serious conversation before you move in with this man op, He's a fucking weirdo. This man treats you as a room-mate, you're convenient to him, taking this to counseling is ridiculous. Sounds I like a great way to fuck up my back, neck and shoulders. Does he really want to build a life with you? Everything else aside the fact he doesn't wash his 'nesting materials' is not okay. My boyfriend lets his large dog sleep in our bed every night and I hate He will usually wake up between 1PM and 3PM unless he has something to do and even then, he oversleeps a lot. Those moments of falling asleep and waking up together are a major source of intimacy. OP can you post a photo of the nest please? Or from a hoarding family? He also had taken photos of women's bums without their knowledge on a constant basis, randomly in public and described it as almost a compulsion, which he promised he knocked on the head after i found out. Could he have grown up without a bed? I wonder if he grew up with a bed or if his parents let him nest? Maybe theres a compromise? Theres a whole world of non-bird people to date. If this is just what he wants then hell no, I'd pass, but this is just totally bizarre. On July 9, 2007, Brown was featured in . Obviously people sleep with different numbers of parners. This is either fake or too surreal to even give a straight answer to. I agree and have had counselling alone on many occasions. Honestly it sounds like a mental health issue or perhaps he grew up in poverty without a proper mattress so he has become used to that lifestyle? Look up Diogenes of Sinope you fucking materialist. This is the reason pics or it didnt happen is a thing. When he slept at your place did he build a nest? Anyways I made a joke to my ex gf about I dont pull out like my pull out couch does and she laughed didnt think I actually had a pull out couch, sure shit I did. It's just as common among adults. .. stays till 7 pm and then hits the gym until 12 am , then he sleeps again. my boyfriend wants to fix us, but i think it's too late. The most incredulous thing about this, you dated for 3 years and hadn't been to his apartment. Info: is your boyfriend secretly a gerbil? TL;DR - My boyfriend made a human litter box in our bedroom and is mad I won't try it. So in 3 years hes never stayed the night? I am not asking him to come home at a particular time at all, I am simply asking that he sends a message to let me know he will be later (than the time HE set) so I know he is ok and I don't have to wake up in the middle of the night to him not there and no communication. My boyfriend has been oddly fascinated with the litter box for the entire time we've had the cat. I said I thought it was weird, uncomfortable, and smelly. You two are in counseling, so give that time and see where it goes. Why would you want to negotiate with an unwashed birdman? I hate to be mean here. Im not going to lie, the TL;DR made me chuckle a bit. So many plot holes, you can do better. So i think a text if he is staying out later than expected, isn't too much to ask. Lmao this guy sleeps in a rotting nest of his own filth, I dont care if this is fake or not its the funniest thing Ive read all week. The problem is not the nest, but rather the nest dweller. There has got to be a reason he is so attached to it, and if his nest is the biggest issue you two have in 3 years of dating and you can make it work in seperate rooms, it doesn't seem too unhealthy. Its being taken over by wannabe fiction writers looking for reddit points or whatever the hell they get from it. He needs to mature and it may take years before he understands. Also mudcrabs are in Skyrim. Lmao!!! He was always researching kitty litter and kept extolling the virtues of how "efficient" a litterbox is. not only does he want a nest, he didnt want it clean without anyone else. If you dump him now, you have a hilarious story to tell in the future. I peered in and was horrified at what I saw. I got soooo tired of her naging on this that I broke up with her (of course there were other she-had-to-controll-me-reasons aswell). We are currently not speaking. Its your quality of sleep = quality of life. Will: What is it? https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/hif5rw/my_23f_boyfriend_24m_wants_us_to_start_using_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share. The only downside is when you're cuddling, and you're trapped under bae's arms. Thats a bit of a red flag that either this is fake or theres something unusual going on in the relationship. Major red flag. Skip the couple's counseling & try IC. You're not happy, and he's not willing to change his behaviour. Been doing that for years, but I clean there area regularly. It seems he's not ready to change his sleep habits, and it seems cruel to try and prevent him. I wake up a round 2am and will text or call, sometimes to no answer. No. I have a deep hatred of his nest but he has a deep love for it, is 2 bedroom a viable solution? kick him to the curb. Now if this was every weekend or every few nights, then yea, I'd be concerned,but it is not. Can he not afford a mattresses at the very least? Do they just sit in a tree and close their eyes? Perhaps staying up late (social media, gaming, TV) and this is becoming a priority over your relationship. For most couples, sharing a bed is one of the great joys of a long-term relationship. One persons preferences do not just get to win the day, especially when you want such different things and you both feel very strongly. That's a great catch, most people capitalize the "RA" in "throwRA" and all of these are lowercase with an underscore and then one or two words related to the post. Im sorry but loooooooool. She didnt care, which was cool. Dating for 3 years and never questioned not once going to his place? Theres got to be some much deeper issue going on with this. Compromise and get him one of those huge bean bag chairs. I am 34 and he is 32. Would he want to have sex in his nest? A difficult part of it is that this problem has reduced over the past year. That's how he sleeps. If he sees this an a non negotiable, that is who he is. Thank you! I did thoroughly enjoy reading through this, though, so thanks for that. According to my shacked-up friends, the best part of living with a boyfriend is the fact that no matter what you're doing during the day, no matter how busy one or both of you become, you. He's a pervert, an immature pervert who values naked women and drinking buddies more than he values you and your relationship. Not saying your b/f is going to get boils so much as pointing out that a 'nest' is not so uncommon in some cultures. Copyright 1997-2022 LoveShack.org. But he absolutely understand the concept of why they need washed.which op's nestman maybe doesnt? For all we know, he could have some built up trauma from when he was younger that makes him happy to sleep in his nest. So in 3 years you never saw his apartment? He has a nest too. why are you negotiating with bird man in this situation? You clearly don't know guys very well. You also said this was maybe once or twice a month,well that isn't squat!! It's your relationship. I dont know, it doesnt sound too far off from how my first apartment out of college. I dunno man as a now-adult with a mean alphabet soup trifecta of C-PTSD, BPD & MDD because of the shit i experienced in childhood that made me hide in my walk in closet for hours with my headphones on and a Michael Jackson cassette tape in my Sony Walkman, I'm thinking this nest shit is not just stinky lazy guy with a hatred of proper spinal alignment and plush surfaces. He said he would rather never go to sleep if he couldn't use a nest. Had he stayed the night? Lol this is weird level shit. If he insists on continuing to sleep in his pile of dirty laundry, and wont consider sleeping separately (aka: wont consider any of your basic human needs,) then you need to realize that you are dating a person who is choosing a pile of dirty laundry over you, and proceed accordingly. But it allows me to stay on my half of the bed without bothering my SO and I can fall asleep. OP 3 years without visiting his living quarters?? Dont think you can or should try to change him. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Now, perhaps your partner is still spending time with you - but maybe they don't make you feel special like they used to. This must be the brother of the guy who made a human sized litterbox. * He demands you accept it exactly as is If you really want to stay with him Id suggest you start gently but firmly encouraging therapy. But then twice in the same month he has woken up too late to meet me when we agreed. Either way, its unfair of him to demand you accept his nest without being willing to accept your bed. You know by now not to panic when bae doesn't text you back right away. Particularly because they are prone to boils and boils can be spread around by the transfer of wound fluids on the dirty bedclothes. Did a love one die and he kept the clothes to smell them?? They're not the same thing. Break up with his bird loving ass and find a sane person to date. When You Wake Up Early But Your Partner Sleeps In, You Adjust To These If it is he needs therapy. Why do all of your alternate account usernames start with "throwra"? I can't sleep otherwise. This woman is either super desperate, or a saint. Naturally, you have to take a picture of that, so you both can laugh later. While others are energized and need to burn off energy afterward. You are well connected on many levels, but when it comes to waking up in the morning, you're on totally different pages. Which he has never washed. Youre right that not cleaning it and throwing a fit that she doesnt want to sleep in it is a red flag, but if hes otherwise great a lot of times red flags can be worked through. He will ignore/sleep through his alarms unless I wake up (which I usually do) and tell him to turn them off. Plus body oils contribute to the blocked pores. Ask yourself if you're comfortable dating a man who sleeps in a pile of dirty clothes and refuses to change, and then proceed from there. 3 years and youve Been to his apartment once? It is one thing to be very poor and to not be able to afford anything. he need mental help. I would really like to hear his point of view on this whole nest thing because it is legitimately one of the single most bizarre things I've come across on Reddit and I've come across quite a few very strange things. He said if we were going to take the next step and move in together, I would need to accept his nest. Then he started after the joke being like "But seriously, how would that work? I think that while the nest is odd, it almost reminds me of a security blanket or a plush toy one sleeps with. The content today has been incredible. She had some virtues and strong points (she was also a US Parks officer) but it was TOO much for me. He doesn't tell anyone about you. For how many nights straight? Stuff just keeps getting weirder on this sub. Lots of people with sensory issues have different sleeping habits, like using a sleep sock, weighted blanket, hammock etc. You know what? I call bullshit, Edit: "my wife is denying we're married and wants to be called my 'girlfriend'" and "boyfriend won't use his real voice and its becoming a problem" and "my husband has a sex schedule and I'm struggling" and two more I can't find about 1) boyfriend refusing to shower and adamantly using febreze instead during quarantine and 2) boyfriend insisting on using a litter box to save water, Bullshit indeed. This sounds like an excellent collgehumor skit, LMAO this is unreal. I would be asking why he sleeps on an nest? This nest thing is a chapter from Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs. My favorite part of this post is the rational people offering advice and logic! Why so long? "Sleeping over is a lovely thing to do when dating," life coach Nina Rubin tells Elite Daily. My boyfriend wakes up late all the time, should I be annoyed? I left to go stay with my parents and we have been texting. Hm. (We also love our more unconventional sleeping arrangement, and honestly also want separate bedrooms eventually to just each have our own space.). All in all this adds up to incompatibility but you do need to get a handle on your anxiety. It is easy to say "go to sleep" when my mind won't. I'll just have to make time for both my girlfriend and my buddies. Don't put in so much effort to get him places on time. BaileyB said: If you are home, and your boyfriend is partying out late with his friends, you have every right to know where he is and what time you can expect him home. He has friends that cheatyou choose your friends right? And if the nest continues in any capacity make sure he washes it. You are not married, you have no kids together that you've talked about, you are 100% free to leave this joke of a man behind and start fresh with someone more mature, more respectful, a man with more 'togetherness' and a man that is done with his buddies, drinking, and taking naked pictures. TL;DR boyfriend has a problem sleeping in and being late and causing relationship problems. He just expects you to accommodate his strange habits and change your life. HUEVOS FILOSFICOS 2 | Del dicho al hecho, hay mucho trecho. Del A bed is never just a bed. if hes naming his pile of dirty cloth and bathing items. Has he developed a taste for raw meat? What bothers me is why he knows one simple text will keep me happy but he can't do this. Before we got married, my husband told me that he would not want my daughter's father to come to his house. any time we'd all get together (minus her bf), we'd all tease her about how he's either cheating or homeless or has a gross apartment. I find that surreal. Beans, febreeze, cat litter and now nests. PRW I feel your reply is very harsh and not understanding at all. But "it's too much if you feel discombobulated and like you can't get your bearings, it's too little if you and your partner both feel disconnected," she says. No, but it does indicate that there might be some. There is more going on here. yeah the reason could've been mundane but our minds went to the "fun" explanation. I wonder if it's because of a psychological issue? It might date from childhood or something - I remember my parents making me a 'nest' out of their duvet on weekend mornings. Ditch his ass hes a human not a bird holy shit. It can also strain relationships. Is it acceptable to insist on this or is that controlling behaviour? My training partners and I LOVE napping on them. Concerns: Samantha is worried about her teenage daughter staying the night at her boyfriend's house. Sorry. O kay, first of all, my idea of a crush is not the same as my daughter's idea of a crush. That sounds gross. Perhaps he was not allowed to sleep in bed as a child, or perhaps as a child he wet the wet and got beaten by his his parents and so he slept on the floor to avoid staining the bed, etc. I travel for work (home every other weekend when Im on the road) and have a girlfriend of almost two years. She sounds like a mental breakdown or brain tumor. they eventually moved in together but we never found out the reason. The best cure for your anxiety is to dump him. This post delights me a lot! You have two very different routines. ^ Valid. * Both of these things are almost certainly a reflection of his overall willingness to compromise or accept that something he's doing is wrong or just flat-out disgusting. Okamoto's daily routine was to leave his house early so he would be able to see Megumi walk to school, never daring to speak to her. I'd say a 2 bedroom apartment would be a good compromise. Im sure he slept in beds/hotels before with you. A human litter box." and then started theorizing. I had a girlfriend that would always get mad when I went out and didn't tell her when I'd be back. To sleep better, your options include ear plugs and an eye mask, head phones, watching on smaller devices, adjusting the TV screen . After 2 years I knew the ins and outs about everything regarding my partner and you've never been in his apartment AFTER 3 YEARS? https://i.imgur.com/7odgzuJ.jpg I wouldnt be able to live with a nest. What ever you do, let him know you dont judge him as are open to him. Does he have feathers and a beak? When you first started dating, you noticed that your early morning texts to bae took a while to get replies, and the first time you slept over, you likely chilled in bed, patiently waiting for them to get up. Ok, so, I don't know what the rules are for posting links to products so I'll just describe it. Ask how he came to it. But, I tried to sleep in it with him. Wow. And a few of the conclusion paragraphs have baiting sentences in them making it obvious they're a troll. I asked does he wash those clothes? Id also recommend strongly encouraging him upgrade his nest tonot a mountain of random, filthy fabricsomething youd actually want to share with him on occasion: something that wont be your preferred sleep situation, but you could stand once in a while. Just leave. I know it is a weird way to sleep. The 2 bedroom option is a great compromise as it is, not to mention what if in passing you're talking to your friends about this and it somehow comes up, I'm sure you'd be embarrassed to say the least. Do you know if he grew up in an abusive, neglectful or traumatic environment? I think one night of sleep on an actual mattress was enough to convert him and the nest lost its appeal. In the morning my boyfriend confronted me and said "Why do you hate my nest?" 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